Saturday, December 1, 2012


Manny Ramirez has been suspended FIFTY games for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs! Fuck you Dodgers! Ha! Now here's the Giants' chance to get their shit together and take over the NL West.

Man, can you imagine signing a guy to 2year, 45 million dollar contract, and just when yr beginning to run away with the division that uber-expensive player has to sit out 50 games? Holy shit, I'm glad the Giants were never serious about signing this douchebag.

Thus begins the Dodgers downfall of '09! Without Manny in their lineup, the whole chemistry of that offense changes. 



Apparently ManRam was busted for taking a sexual performance enhancement drug (not Viagara, but probably something similar). If I'm a Dodger fan I'm calling bullshit on this. But, the fact remains, the ball player and his doctor are responsible for knowing what substances they are not allowed to take. And I can only assume a drug like the one Manny took is banned because it shows up in a drug test similar to steroids or HGH-- that MLB banned this substance to be sure they can read these drug tests more clearly. Still, it is bullshit. However, it's good for the Giants. Fortunately all the guys on the Giants don't have a hard time getting it up!


ESPN's T.J. Quinn and Mark Fainaru-Wada say the drug was hCG - "a women's fertility drug typically used by steroid users to restart their body's natural testosterone production as they come off a steroid cycle. It is similar to Clomid, the drug Bonds, Giambi and others used as clients of BALCO."

Well, there you have it. It wasn't Viagara or Cialis or whatever. He was just straight up cheating!
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